Here's my sign...

So here's the creepy, accurate descriptions of a capricorn...and a few that are WAY off...see if you can figure me out...

• Capricorns take things one step at a time; do not expect them to jump into anything headfirst.
• Capricorns humor may be dry, but it is very funny and has a way of coming out when others least anticipate it.
• If a capricorn ever suffers from insecurity, you will be the very last to be informed on it.
• Humble and industrious, capricorns are not afraid of starting small and working their way up from the very bottom.
• Capricorns at times have a tendency of being rude to their partners, so they need someone who is not intimidated by their temper.
• Capricorns are all about completing their plans. They don't talk about them, they do them.
• Capricorns prefer older and intelligient lovers.
• At times a capricorn can be a bit awkward in their romances, but it comes off as cute.
• If you want to attract a capricorn woman appear stern, aloof and disconnected.
• If you want to turn off a capricorn, be belligerent, sluggish and spineless.
• In a serious relationship, capricorns are faithful although prone to jealousy.
• Capricorns are great organizers and have the ability to work on several projects simultaneously.
• A capricorn has a focused mind with the ability to handle crisis situations and get things done.
• As a capricorn you look for assurance and certainty and have a tendency to see things in black and white.
• Capricorns are natural worriers. Even when they've taken all the precautions they can possibly take, capricorns fret that they've forgotten something.
• A capricorn needs a partner who is serious, but at times can be lighthearted who will simply make them laugh.
• Capricorns can be very independent. They don't like being told what to do or how to do it.
• As a capricorn you may feel you can only depend on yourself.
• You can talk about anything, but do not poke your nose into capricorns feelings. When they feel secure and safe, they will open up.
• Capricorns self-sufficiency is usually mistaken for apathy, and they are not as cold as they seem. They like to do things on their own so there is no worry about something not being completed.
• A capricorn finds it extremely easy to merge into a group and will look like one of its original members.
• Capricorns have tons of masks they present to the world; they are known as distant and unresponsive, however, this is them hiding themselves.
• A capricorn who has once had their trust betrayed, by anyone, takes a long time to heal.
• Capricorns weaknesses: reserved, snobbish, and picky
• Capricorns are patient, reliable, careful, ambitious, and practical.
• A capricorn female hates careless errors. It's like get it right or don't bother trying.
• Capricorns are essentailly melancholy types who could do with a boost.
• A capricorn is a delightful debater, has a tough exterior, does not give second chances, has swinging moods, loves perfection and has high expectations.
• Capricorns are stubborn and skeptical. They hold grudges, are never satisfied, can be pessimistic, over ambitious and insatiable.

And of course....my favorite...

• A capricorn woman is a class act. The most self-composed, least showy lady in the zodiac.

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